Yellow Fever
 

This is pretty funny and true, enjoy!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...q=yellow+fever

haha, i was just about to post this up. nothing wrong with playing some ddr with your boys on a friday night :P

HAHAHA that guy looked like Bryan

i think i'd rather play DDR than go to a bar too

since i started working at my job in november think i've caught a case of yellow fever.there's a couple hot Vietnamese girls i work with... one of them looks like an asian Posh Spice.YUM.

my co-worker/neighbour and i actually had a convo about why the asian ladies always flirt with us. since we're both european, him being hungarian and me being portugese we came to the conclusion it was our hairyness lol.

just today at work while i was doing destructive testing on the product i was making, one of the ladies came to the tester for the same reason she said "hi mark" but her english is bad so it came out "ahhh maaahhhh". that alone puts a smile on my face (no matter what mood i'm in) while i greet her in return. she then said i was handsome and started poitning to certain features on my face and then rubbed my chin hair. what she said during that i couldn't uderstand. she saw the puzzled look on my face so she said again in Vietnamese to my lead hand so she can translate for me. turns out i'm very handsome and i remind her of one of her old boyfriends from when she was younger except i have facial hair(she not that old, no older than 40). i got a good laugh and said thank you.

i find asian women very easy to make laugh and entertain. i dunno what it is but i've acutally tested it. i've done couple things to try and make a white chick smile maybe get just that but i always get a better response with the ladies at work. i once had one girl in tears from laughing so hard. they also never look as old as they are and can maintain a slim figure even after having a baby

^woah easy there Mark lol j/k

that video is great, the ending is jokes...true even?! lol

he has other ones on www.wongfuproductions.com
"Bad Directions" is a really good one.

they have no asses :(

Umm, some do. I remember walking in the Eaton Centre a few years ago with a buddy. An Asian chick with a booty walked by, and we both turned around to look at her, with jaws dropped. Its a thing of beauty when you see that. Most are just bleh!

asians rarely have lisps too. only mey one person and i was like "wow" then txt msged Vince to tell him because we had talked about never meeting an asian with a lisp.

+1. and if they do, chances are they are with a black guy :jack:

^^^ hahaahhaa...
i liked that indian guys part when he went from the typical indian accent to whitewashed :lol:

i've switched over, and here's the truth. I'm with a European guy right now and i'll never go back.

I'm not bashing on my asian brothers, and i'm not saying ALL asian guys are the same, but for some reason, I always got the SHORT end of the stick when it came to boyfriends, especially my most recent ex- he was tall yes, but trust me, his appendages were not relative.

Anyways, i think its just the exotic aspect of it...white guys like asian girls cuz they're different, exotic and that's how I feel about my bf. European guys are hairy, have asses, sweat, know how to dance, know how to dress, can drink without turning red, can speak an exotic language (my bf speaks Greek to me in bed, oooh its so hot), can swear, gets into fights...and is a man's man.

Asian guys are so timid, esp in bed, women want a man to take control!!...and most of all, they just remind me of my dad which is so utterly gross.

European guys are more manly than the asian guys I know. And women need a REAL MAN...in more ways than one. Once you go white, nothing else feels right. hhAhahaha

Hmmmm.... I relate to more to the asian girl at the end that liked the black dood.
Slow Jams!!! Lol... Mike can you ------ peanut butter for me like that? :howudoin: lol jokes jokes

i dated an asian girl... but we aren't gonna get into the reason why I don't know if i'd try that again now will we...

and people who know why.. don't bring it up.. the brain has the ability to remember scents.

just watched it and it was a well edited video and pretty good over all

jokes non the less

Ah Vince I remember that story way back from the Niagra trip. Don't even say the word scent lol.

i used to have yellow fever...never dated anyone other then asian gurls...but then i dated a trini gurl and that changed everythin...screw asians...coolie is the way to go :rockon:

:w00t: YAY Euros win!!!....you got a sister? :P

BAHAHAHAHA you'll never live that one down...

what kind of discriminatory statement was that? yes you say you aren't addressing all asians, but then you follow up with comments that pretty much generalize all of us in one party!

sucks that you had to date asians who: couldn't dance, couldn't drink, that don't overly sweat, that were shy, that couldn't defend himself, and that couldn't beat it up right!!!

just be more careful of how you comment on races, it can get a little touchy...

/\ my opinions are based on my life experiences...and I said i'm not speaking for ALL asian ppl. That was actually the precursor to my statement.

Furthermore, why do people even care about who dates whom? Should we not worry first whether or not the person makes us happy?? Does it matter what colour they are???

So who cares if the interracial dating pool consists of a disproportionate asian girl/caucasian guy relationships...there are more than enough chinky girls to go around.

^sounds like you need to get laid right. gimmie a PM.


anyways, asian girls....don't really do anything for me. never been with a asian girl, don't have a desire to be with one. same goes for black girls.

i've been with lightskin brown girls..they aite but have too much drama. been with mixed chicks, they ok....white girls..no complaint there...but spanish chicks is where it's at y0! too bad they are all in the states

/\ I don't sleep with guys who make less that $80K, and you probably wouldn't know what to do anyways...you're what..like 20? 21?

so you're a euro cock gobbler that likes to dig for gold? :o

asian girls = ------- crazy, esp vietnamese ones.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..i love chicken head gold diggers like you, it's ------ jokes.

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btw: i have a fetish for girls with riced out cars :jack:

i forgot to add, this guy probably makes more than 80K and you two would have alot in common :yeah:


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oh thanx john. now you'll know what'll be running thru my head when i look my co-workers since like 75% of them are VIENAMESE i'm 1 of 5 round eyes.

oh btw our shipping/recieveing guy is from Hong Kong and his name is John too...i know 2 HKJ's :w00t: cool eh? i've worked with the guy for like 4 months and i only clued in recently.:loco: we call him Uncle John tho